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Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39674) - you deserved it (2973)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

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201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39459) - you deserved it (22187)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - love - by sunburychick (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21422) - you deserved it (6673)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

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254 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little 7 and 6 year old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35139) - you deserved it (2480)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:01am - kids - by BadMurderer (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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203 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version



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