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Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3221) - you deserved it (8215)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

#14450678 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (15077) - you deserved it (3011)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am pregnant, sober, designated driver, and puke cleaner. Yay for the New Year! FML

#14418151 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (17450) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

#14417379 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (16357) - you deserved it (2192)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (2321)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

#14411128 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (22270) - you deserved it (4447)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML

#14408064 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (14425) - you deserved it (5569)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:51am - work - by bad_luck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

#14406121 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (1822)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

#14405301 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (8095) - you deserved it (18450)

On 12/31/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

#14403675 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (22852) - you deserved it (2392)

On 12/31/2010 at 12:58am - health - by Nickolas - United States

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (3978)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

#14399301 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (4713) - you deserved it (29066)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (6438)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (25323) - you deserved it (2027)

On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (17249) - you deserved it (8059)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)