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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 September 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44829) - you deserved it (17694)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

#5505995
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48346) - you deserved it (2109)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

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375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54868) - you deserved it (9137)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1136475) - you deserved it (114926)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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