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About timo1338 : Im an artist ,I toke alot and I hate christians

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Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML

#8643603
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I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (6816)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11724) - you deserved it (33959)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (32471)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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