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Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so i said "yeah that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (39321)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by AlienZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49053) - you deserved it (15157)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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