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About timberwolf800 : names kari. but you can call me pretty much whatever you want. im a hell rasing, mud slinging country girl. i love country boys. i was raised in the south so i got a southern drawl. i am definitely a CLEMSON FAN!!! whoo GO TIGERS!!!!! i love having my picture taken but i like being the one behind the camera just as much. i have allot of insecurities so dont tease me about my choices. walk a mile and a half in my shoes before you judge me. i have my own style and it works for me. i love my family theyre my support and most definitley always there for me. but my point is i love life its as good as it gets.
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Favorite TV Shows
-1000 Ways To Die
-Marley and Me
-Step Up 2: The Streets
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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Saturday 1 March 2014