About timberwolf800 : names kari. but you can call me pretty much whatever you want. im a hell rasing, mud slinging country girl. i love country boys. i was raised in the south so i got a southern drawl. i am definitely a CLEMSON FAN!!! whoo GO TIGERS!!!!! i love having my picture taken but i like being the one behind the camera just as much. i have allot of insecurities so dont tease me about my choices. walk a mile and a half in my shoes before you judge me. i have my own style and it works for me. i love my family theyre my support and most definitley always there for me. but my point is i love life its as good as it gets.
Favorite Music
99% Country
1% Everything Else
Favorite TV Shows
-1000 Ways To Die
-Law&Order SVU
-NCIS
-The Nanny
-George Lopez
Favorite Movies
-Titanic
-The Notebook
-Dirty Dancing
-Hope Floats
-Marley and Me
-Step Up
-Step Up 2: The Streets
Mobility
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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