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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1184
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About timberwolf800 : names kari. but you can call me pretty much whatever you want. im a hell rasing, mud slinging country girl. i love country boys. i was raised in the south so i got a southern drawl. i am definitely a CLEMSON FAN!!! whoo GO TIGERS!!!!! i love having my picture taken but i like being the one behind the camera just as much. i have allot of insecurities so dont tease me about my choices. walk a mile and a half in my shoes before you judge me. i have my own style and it works for me. i love my family theyre my support and most definitley always there for me. but my point is i love life its as good as it gets.

Favorite Music
99% Country
1% Everything Else

Favorite TV Shows
-1000 Ways To Die
-Law&Order SVU
-The Nanny
-George Lopez

Favorite Movies
-The Notebook
-Dirty Dancing
-Hope Floats
-Marley and Me
-Step Up
-Step Up 2: The Streets

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timberwolf800's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

by Anonanon / 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

by wronged / 07/08/2011 at 4:41am / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

by Username / 07/08/2011 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

by ljcxo17 / 07/01/2011 at 4:49am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

by Andrew / 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

by sllaggy / 04/18/2011 at 5:34am / Intimacy

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

by dumped / 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

by zoearcu / 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

by wellhellothere / 04/17/2011 at 3:25am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous