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tigerlilly34
  • Town/Country : Oneonta, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 457
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tigerlilly34 : I*m 21 years old. i*m brutal honest and will tell you like it is. I can be glamorus. I make mistakes. Milk has come out of my nose before. I don*t try to pretend i*m perfect- I*m human. I*m loud. I love pink, but my favorite color to wear is green. I worship the ground Ryan Gosling walks on. I love hockey- NYR!! I can be girly, but can also sit down, watch sports and be one of the guys. I like to laugh. Most of the time, I don*t know the answer- but I like to pretend to. I think BLONDE is the best hair color ever. My pride and dignity are things no on will ever take away from me. I hate my own drama but love other people*s. I talk behind your back- just like you talk behind mine. ♥
I have a FML experience just about every day lol. I*m pretty sure I was put on this planet to entertain those around me.

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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (55201) - you deserved it (3434)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my fiance had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

#2820060 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (54203) - you deserved it (1921)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (73327) - you deserved it (13613)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255 (316)

I agree, your life sucks (76558) - you deserved it (4468)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (49418) - you deserved it (3250)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (138251) - you deserved it (18735)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)