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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 October 1999 (15 years)
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Today , After Waking Up , I Walk Into The Kitchen To See My Two-year-old With A Blue Sharpie In Hand As He Says , ( Look Mom , Color! ) He Left No Appliance Or Cabinet Untouched In His Coloring Masterpiece , And I'm Still Trying To Figure Out Where He Got The Sharpie From. FML

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

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184 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday mah mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm an stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since mah wife an I r expecting our first child, I should ( get used to waking up at all hours. ) She calls mah work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DRESSED AS BOBO THE EVIL CLOWN, CHASING TRICK-OR-TREATERS. ALL I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO IS CHASE AFTER HER, AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN'S FAMILIES. FML

#20941017
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (3380)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissorshile I was getting mah hair cut. FML

#20858870
77 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 3:39am - misc - by oD_Ronan (man) - United States (Washington)

YESTERDAY I WAS TAKING SOME CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS TO WASH HEN MAH MUM STOPPED ME. SHE ACCUSED ME OF SLEEPING AROUND AN TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING SINCE SHE DID THE WASHING YESTERDAY. SHE MADE ME ADMIT IN FRONT OF THEHOLE FAMILY THAT I'D BEEN ( SURPRISED ) BY A CASE OF DIARRHEA. FML

#20761546
73 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took mah professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
213 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML

#20199980
130 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would... she left it 4 me to find. I found it in the middle of the night... as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. fat FML

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110 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 2:31pm - animals - by shadokis (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah teenage daughter asked me if accents r hereditary!! FML

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145 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managd to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happend, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking!! I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places!! fat FML

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125 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bleaced ma air. Not only did it fry, it also as a very noticeable green tint and because of te damage, I can't dye it again 4 a wile. Now I keep getting asked "Wy so serious?" by ma friends.

#14600579
140 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)



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