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Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by failed_catgirl / 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
by Ashley Marshburn / 10/17/2010 at 9:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML
by milhouse86 / 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
by Diana / 08/12/2010 at 9:06pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…