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by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by HotAsTits / 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by ldbella / 02/27/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Kids
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
by Franigirl / 02/26/2011 at 12:34am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Aled / 02/17/2011 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Animals
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…