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Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
by chumleevil / 07/08/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
by missy / 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML
by StatusSearch / 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by taydean / 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2011 at 7:05pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Kids
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
- Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's… Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, a customer threw a cup of cole slaw at my face at the restaurant I work at for "not serving…