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by DoggyBlues / 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm / United States (California) / Love
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Person15 / 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by alliez108 / 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Chubby / 11/17/2011 at 11:50am / United States / Work
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
by possiblyoverweight / 11/08/2011 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
by bakedplum / 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
by VladyBoi / 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 12:13pm / Singapore / Love
by titoutou222 / 10/22/2011 at 8:40am / France / Kids
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML
by Unknown / 10/18/2011 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…