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Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML
by yeastly / 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
by ali / 07/03/2012 at 7:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by maggie74 / 06/27/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
by XoXonedirectionXoXo / 06/23/2012 at 6:21pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by notanidiot / 06/20/2012 at 8:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by mystery / 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/11/2012 at 8:42am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by UnluckyGroom / 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love
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