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Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
by harrassment101 / 12/25/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
by gonebabygone / 08/27/2009 at 2:58am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
by unbelievable208 / 08/05/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
by unlucky_number13 / 07/14/2009 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML
by Anonymous / 07/12/2009 at 12:08am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and… Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every… Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during…