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Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

#21115410
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (10231)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45917) - you deserved it (5188)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

#20480979
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (9578)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18299) - you deserved it (36606)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
95 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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146 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)



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