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by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by shopper242 / 11/22/2010 at 7:29am / France / Intimacy
by FMyLife5915 / 09/04/2010 at 12:15am / Intimacy
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy
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