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Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

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On 09/04/2010 at 12:15am - intimacy - by FMyLife5915 -

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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