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thrAsHeRr9081

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3031
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thrAsHeRr9081 : NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.I'm from Las Vegas, but have been living in Cape since 2009. I am an aspiring assassin that deals drugs legally for a living and I'm going to school to teach school. I married the llama of my dreams on September 29, 2012 and we have a zoo in our house. My 2 1/2 year old African Grey is more intelligent than you. My dog is just flat out better. YouTube.com/thrasher9081

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Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11755) - you deserved it (49764)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40878) - you deserved it (4013)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

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55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23311) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)



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