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thrAsHeRr9081
  • Town/Country : Cape Girardeau, MO
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2198
  • Number of comments : 376
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thrAsHeRr9081 : NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.
I'm from Las Vegas, but have been living in Cape since 2009. I deal drugs legally for a living. I'm an Xbox addict and an aspiring assassin. I'm going to school to teach school. I married the llama of my dreams on September 29, 2012.

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Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11334) - you deserved it (37920)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9862) - you deserved it (44581)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

#13823528
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47500) - you deserved it (6508)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (3024)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (3127)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)



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