About thrAsHeRr9081 : NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.I'm from Las Vegas, but have been living in Cape since 2009. I am an aspiring assassin that deals drugs legally for a living and I'm going to school to teach school. I married the llama of my dreams on September 29, 2012 and we have a zoo in our house. My 2 1/2 year old African Grey is more intelligent than you. My dog is just flat out better. YouTube.com/thrasher9081
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by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
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by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
by MachoFluster / 02/05/2010 at 2:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today my boyfriend tried to pull a super sexy move by removing my shirt with his teeth. Instead he… Today, both of my parents made me teach them how to use snapchat. I later found out they were using… Today, I went to Walmart with a friend of mine to buy some chips and drinks. As we were leaving the…