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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3481
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thrAsHeRr9081 : NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.I'm from Las Vegas, but have been living in Cape since 2009. I am an aspiring assassin that deals drugs legally for a living and I'm going to school to teach school. I married the llama of my dreams on September 29, 2012 and we have a zoo in our house. My 2 1/2 year old African Grey is more intelligent than you. My dog is just flat out better. YouTube.com/thrasher9081

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TODAY.. . I FOUND OUT THAT MY FATHER HAS TAKEN MY COPY OF MODERN WARFARE 3.. . AND RE-WRAPPD IT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT . FML

#18569912
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (3145)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today after 5 years of no intimate sexual contact with a woman I finally got my chance. Unfortunately I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (3557)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today after 5 years of no intimate sexual contact with a woman I finally got my chance. Unfortunately I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

#18491546
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (3557)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:23am - intimacy - by brokedick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , ma boyfriend broke up wit me , saying we're too different. His only example? He likes am an I don't. FML

#18490588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (3967)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé told me e wants a security guard to come wit us on our oneymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watcing Dog te Bounty Hunter as made im feel unsafe. FML

#18379214
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (2489)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)

Today , I cummd home from a weekend trip with some friends , an walkd straight in on mah girlfriend cheating on me!! She burst into tears an began apologizing!! Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought u were coming back tomorrow." mega FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44992) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING TWISTER WITH MY GRLFRIEND AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL. I JOKINGLY SQUEEZE HER BUTT, ONLY TO FINE HER MOM STANDING RIGHT ABOVE US. FML

#18106898
72 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today my dad walkd in on me masturbating . All I could say was ( Uh I had an itch.. . ) fat FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17759) - you deserved it (32082)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I dislocated mah jaw while giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43637) - you deserved it (19775)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

today I went to visit mah grandpa. He has an easily excited dog who barreled into mah freshly broken knee. I felt mah knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. real FML

#17988590
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32521) - you deserved it (2716)

On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today , I mat an old friand , withhom I hava a complicatd history and wa hookd up. Ha cummd bafora wa avan startd. In his slaap , ha pushd ma out of tha bd. Whan I woka up , ha had pad himsalf in his slaap. Glad I lat that ship sail. FML

#17959088
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17822) - you deserved it (21680)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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