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by liz / 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
by knock_out / 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
by JoshuaRob / 03/03/2010 at 1:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Cathy / 12/14/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
by naughtyshirt / 08/22/2009 at 5:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Duckie W / 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by LDL / 01/26/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by william / 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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