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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About thisismyhead : I like cats and Supernatural and cookies

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Fucked!<b>nomrana</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:46am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:40am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:58am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:43am<b>xzoeannx</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:10am<b>Nubbington1402</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 5:48am

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thisismyhead's favorite FMLs

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43526) - you deserved it (27790)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58891) - you deserved it (9691)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

#18932189
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35474) - you deserved it (2762)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (5651)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (6721)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

#3457854
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48124) - you deserved it (8336)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by neverbeenkissed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

#2485875
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41752) - you deserved it (37102)

On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67964) - you deserved it (3981)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)



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