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thisismyhead
  • Town/Country : Fort Plain, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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