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  • Number of visits : 174
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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (2607)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39497) - you deserved it (35900)

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