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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5342) - you deserved it (29448)

On 07/22/2012 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

#19856558
194 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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190 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States



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