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Today, in a sporting goods store, ma mom walked over to te oter side of te store,en a cute guy came over to talk to me. Wen se saw tis se grabbed a bat, walked over to us an said "If u ever even look at ma daugter again, I will beat u sitless." Se was serious. He ran. FML

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there an almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE GETS IT ON WITH ME IS FIR THE EXTRA CALORIE BURN. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by fatnick (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH LAST PERIOD CLASS. WHEN I WOKE UP MAH TEACHER SAID "YOU MISSD YUR BUS". I GRABBD ALL MAH STUFF AND RAN OUT THE ROOM. MY CLASS MATES WERE STANDING OUTSIDE THE CLASS LAUGHING. WE STILL HAD AN HOUR LEFT IN CLASS. REAL FML

#5145727
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On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today... I found out I was pregnant. When I told mah boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said... ( I'm not going to lie... I didn't always pull out fast. ) fat FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I decided to shave legs completely to be more confident in dress. I spent looool over an hour making sure legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave armpits. mega FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth . Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana . FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 10:01pm - intimacy - by banana (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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