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  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65166) - you deserved it (22925)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (203788) - you deserved it (31550)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

#333787
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73156) - you deserved it (38103)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for spring break. She said she would be in the same city I would and I couldnt help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

#328244
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66759) - you deserved it (8755)

On 03/14/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by evanescence (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (27512)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

#5873
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7713) - you deserved it (19410)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12878) - you deserved it (12545)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67045) - you deserved it (3331)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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