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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (4482)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52625) - you deserved it (5986)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40755) - you deserved it (4366)

On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)



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