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Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

#21121912
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45156) - you deserved it (3775)

On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54119) - you deserved it (4743)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

#21054738
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55791) - you deserved it (6340)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

#21050005
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43122) - you deserved it (4601)

On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26171) - you deserved it (3830)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49897) - you deserved it (11007)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)



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