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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 33755
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thinkpink : I am an Iowa State Cheerleader! I like to have fun! I enjoy reading, outdoor activities, and spending time with the fam. A lot of the time, this website basically sums up the rest of my life : )

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thinkpink's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62328) - you deserved it (7368)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (70753)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

#737315
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58434) - you deserved it (4980)

On 03/31/2009 at 11:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70099) - you deserved it (4158)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78203) - you deserved it (16814)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33585) - you deserved it (2960)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version



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