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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3595
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About thikimo : Here for a laugh, I stay for the trolling. FLAME ON MFKERS!! :D

I can always use someone to talk to :3 non flirts pls

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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML


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