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About thief1434 : "Cowards die many times in life, but the valiant taste of death but once."
~Julius Caesar (Shakespeare's J. Caesar)
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
~Cassius (Shakespeare's J. Caesar)
I run XC, I love languages (they're just so amazing!), and I love to read. :D
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Friday 21 November 2014