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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About theycallmejadeee : My name is Ceason (pronounced season). I am a total grammar Nazi and I detest idiots, people who tlk lk ths, and most people who think they're smart, but in all actuality, it is but a figment of their imagination. For as the great Edgar Allan Poe puts it:
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
Just shoot me an email or message and I will hastily reply when I can.
P. S. I also find joy in the misfortune of others, hence why I reside here. (:

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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