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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About theycallmejadeee : My name is Ceason (pronounced season). I am a total grammar Nazi and I detest idiots, people who tlk lk ths, and most people who think they're smart, but in all actuality, it is but a figment of their imagination. For as the great Edgar Allan Poe puts it:
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
Just shoot me an email or message and I will hastily reply when I can.
P. S. I also find joy in the misfortune of others, hence why I reside here. (:

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Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (4368)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
180 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14519) - you deserved it (33841)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
352 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
210 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
86 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
79 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
140 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore



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