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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About theycallmejadeee : My name is Ceason (pronounced season). I am a total grammar Nazi and I detest idiots, people who tlk lk ths, and most people who think they're smart, but in all actuality, it is but a figment of their imagination. For as the great Edgar Allan Poe puts it:
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
Just shoot me an email or message and I will hastily reply when I can.
P. S. I also find joy in the misfortune of others, hence why I reside here. (:

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Today, I had mah first free night in months!! I spent it doing homework an watching TV!! I had set mah Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep!! I woke up later to an angry text from mah boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him!! mega FML

#19387058
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22555) - you deserved it (4387)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Found Out That Mah Desk Is Perfectly Placed So That Mah Boss Can Shoot Me With A Nerf Gun From His Office. FML

#19118212
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (3612)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after five long yeres of having been together, mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Yastarday, I saw brotar's pragnant girlfriand smoking. Disgustad, I askad im y a didn't just stab ar in ta utarus and gat it ovar wit. Ha laugad lika it was a joka, tan cussad bacausa a spillad is caraal. Ha's mora concarnad about spillad caraal tan aving a brain-damagad cild. fat FML

#17424744
51 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ONE POINT AWAY FROM PASSING A STATE SCIENCE EXAM!! FAT FML

#16697942
211 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, wile in class, I desperately ad to fart. Someone in te room ad a couging fit, so I took tat as te cance to let it out. Wen I was about to release, te couging stoppd. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

2day I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
88 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

2day mah parents told me that I was born to entertain mah brother . I have found the meaning of life . mega FML

#11718705
106 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
141 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore



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