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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thewickedwitch : Reading FML always makes me feel better about my life. No matter how bad your life sucks, just remember that somewhere out there, there's someone way worse off than you and would gladly trade you places! I'm also a very strong believer in Karma. If you're a bad person, Karma is just waiting around the corner to bite you in the ass!

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Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)



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