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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1980 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thewickedwitch : Reading FML always makes me feel better about my life. No matter how bad your life sucks, just remember that somewhere out there, there's someone way worse off than you and would gladly trade you places! I'm also a very strong believer in Karma. If you're a bad person, Karma is just waiting around the corner to bite you in the ass!

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Visits<b>wachunga</b> - the 06/23/2012 at 1:12pm

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thewickedwitch's favorite FMLs

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

by A-64 / 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Kids

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals

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Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals