About thewickedwitch : Reading FML always makes me feel better about my life. No matter how bad your life sucks, just remember that somewhere out there, there's someone way worse off than you and would gladly trade you places! I'm also a very strong believer in Karma. If you're a bad person, Karma is just waiting around the corner to bite you in the ass!
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Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
by A-64 / 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Kids
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals
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