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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About thewhitelover3 : I'm black I love white girls hence the name let's compare fml's and talk about stuff have a great day and don't be a creeper

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Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7677) - you deserved it (24806)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24996) - you deserved it (1888)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19915) - you deserved it (43694)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19150) - you deserved it (31639)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26708) - you deserved it (11827)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14747) - you deserved it (46082)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

#1050390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41513) - you deserved it (6643)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)



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