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About theweasel : Walking Dead,Game of Thrones,Battlestar Galactica
I think Adam Lambert is the best singer...ever
I enjoy drinking and making money any way that I can. If you've got a wager, I'll take you up on it!
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Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Monday 5 October 2015