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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About theweasel : Walking Dead,Game of Thrones,Battlestar Galactica

I think Adam Lambert is the best singer...ever

I enjoy drinking and making money any way that I can. If you've got a wager, I'll take you up on it!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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theweasel's favorite FMLs

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (1898)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

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