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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1677
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About theweasel : Walking Dead,Game of Thrones,Battlestar Galactica

I think Adam Lambert is the best singer...ever

I enjoy drinking and making money any way that I can. If you've got a wager, I'll take you up on it!

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Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

by cassiebee / 11/04/2012 at 9:16am / United States (Utah) / Work

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

by fire1 / 10/25/2011 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Work

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

by verycre8tive / 05/21/2009 at 3:31am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML

by nickyniknaim93 / 03/11/2009 at 2:07am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous