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Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

#594482
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65704) - you deserved it (9681)

On 03/25/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by face (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (5166)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

#104917
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)



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