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Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (4707)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (4096)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)



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