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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 815
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thevelociraptor : I like astronomy, I longboard almost everywhere, night is my day, and I just go on FML to get a few laughs.
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