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About thevelociraptor : Some things you could survive without knowing:
I like astronomy and human sciences, I longboard, night is my day, I'm 5'7", I have really long hair, love music (pretty much anything), Netflix is an addiction, I believe nice guys finish first, and I just go on FML to have a few laughs.
Have a good one!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
Monday 30 March 2015