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About thevelociraptor : Some things you could survive without knowing:
I like astronomy and biology, I longboard, night is my day, I'm 5'7", I have really long hair, Netflix is an addiction, and I just go on FML to have a few laughs.
Have a good one!
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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015