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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1041
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thevelociraptor : Some things you could survive without knowing:

I like astronomy and biology, I longboard, night is my day, I'm 5'7", I have really long hair, Netflix is an addiction, and I just go on FML to have a few laughs.

Have a good one!

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Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

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