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About thevelociraptor : Some things you could survive without knowing:
I like astronomy, law, and human sciences. I longboard, shoot, night is my day, I'm 5'9",and I have really long hair. I also love music (journey, rudderless, phantom of the opera, acdc, metric, def leopard, etc), I misuse time on Netflix, I believe nice guys finish first, and I just go on FML to have a few laughs.
Anyway, have a good one! (And thanks for the plethora of "fucks")
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Friday 2 October 2015