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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 November 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1183
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thevelociraptor : Some things you could survive without knowing:

I like astronomy and biology, I longboard, night is my day, I'm 5'7", I have really long hair, love music, Netflix is an addiction, I believe nice guys finish first, and I just go on FML to have a few laughs.

Have a good one!

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thevelociraptor's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31393) - you deserved it (4717)

On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

#21349054
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (1676)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

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On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38456) - you deserved it (32085)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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