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  • Number of visits : 682
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About thevelociraptor : Why I'm on FML:
I like to laugh, and it's nice to know that there are others with crappy lives, yet still have a sense of humour. (:

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Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36973) - you deserved it (3172)

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