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About thevelociraptor : Why I'm on FML:
I like to laugh, and it's nice to know that there are others with crappy lives, yet still have a sense of humour. (:
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Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
Wednesday 26 November 2014