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I Decided To Play A Joke On My Boyfriend And Planned To Pretend That I Found A Thong In His Gym Bag . When He Cummed Home, I "confronted" Him . After Struggling Through Putting On My Best Face, He, Unexpectedly Confessed: "Look, Babe, I'm Sorry . It Meant Nothing." Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51666) - you deserved it (87373)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell an got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14420) - you deserved it (125446)

On 03/23/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by lily (woman) - United States (Florida)



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