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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49911) - you deserved it (9729)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

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Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39369) - you deserved it (11526)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a longhaul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose. 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response: "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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