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theten
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1225
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About theten : Hey there! A little about myself... I was born in Württemberg, Germany, on August 10. A few weeks later my family moved to Munich, where I began school at the Luitpold Gymnasium. Then we moved to Italy and I continued my education at Aarau, Switzerland and in 2010 I entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich to be trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics. So that's where I am now!

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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12224) - you deserved it (26050)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6982)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

#16284011
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8737) - you deserved it (18699)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56315) - you deserved it (3356)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32726) - you deserved it (11390)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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