About theten : Hey there! A little about myself... I was born in Württemberg, Germany, on August 10. A few weeks later my family moved to Munich, where I began school at the Luitpold Gymnasium. Then we moved to Italy and I continued my education at Aarau, Switzerland and in 2010 I entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich to be trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics. So that's where I am now!
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by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by IAmACoolCat / 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
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by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
by woodchuck0022 / 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
by Jackedup / 05/18/2011 at 3:57am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, a bug flew into my eye. Two hours later I picked "sleep" out of my eye. It was all black and… Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although… Today, I was telling a boy a joke that involved a "secret boyfriend". When I finished it, he asked…