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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1166
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About thesunsetglow : "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore.

I adore;
- cats
- Harry Potter
- dancing & singing alone in my room
- tennis, soccer & snowboarding
- speaking in accents
- laughing till I puke
- cruising
- creating my own world in writing
- theater, but not acting.
- knitting & sewing
- daydreaming
- not taking myself seriously
- modern piano & playing with my feet
- local celebrities
- ye olde English

I despise;
- the yappy dog that chases my car.
- people who can't fucking drive
- people that don't fucking use their brains.

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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50844) - you deserved it (5376)

On 05/08/2009 at 9:07pm - animals - by jamblasticus (man) - United States (Washington)



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