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About thesunsetglow : "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore.
- Harry Potter
- dancing & singing alone in my room
- tennis, soccer & snowboarding
- speaking in accents
- laughing till I puke
- creating my own world in writing
- theater, but not acting.
- knitting & sewing
- not taking myself seriously
- modern piano & playing with my feet
- local celebrities
- ye olde English
- the yappy dog that chases my car.
- people who can't fucking drive
- people that don't fucking use their brains.
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Friday 27 February 2015