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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML


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On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML


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On 12/27/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

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