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thespiantess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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thespiantess's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

#21234023
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (2636)

On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35445) - you deserved it (4980)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML

#20602754
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42299) - you deserved it (12386)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161853) - you deserved it (47387)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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