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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (25 years)
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About thesmartaleck : Cynical. Introverted. Sarcastic. Jaded.

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Today, I decidd to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walkd up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (5422)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, te subway was extremely crowded and I ended up wit my butt in a man's crotc . I kept trying to inc away or turn a different way, but tere was no room . He could ave turned to face te doors, but didn't . He got an erection . I was on tere wit im for 20 minutes . FML

#5486035
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45478) - you deserved it (4958)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I IGNORED MY CAT'S INCESSANT MEOWING, AN PUSED IM AWAY EVERY TIME E WANTED TO BE PETTED. TE NEXT TIME I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS I FOUND IM DEAD. FML

#5210731
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (88548)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, My Mom Noticed The Hickey That I Have On My Neck . Embarrassed, I Tried Convincing Her That I Burnt Myself Using A Hair Straightener . She Then Told Me That That's The Same Excuse She Told My Grandmahen She Got A Hickey . FML

#5086359
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11815) - you deserved it (43149)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day my husband asked me fir permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

#5086077
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73330) - you deserved it (6311)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64880) - you deserved it (3025)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah nose was itchy. As I reached toward it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye an now it's all purple an puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (9041)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answerd the phone , she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boyho sounds lyk a woman and just learnd that my parents r separating. FML

#4374791
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61519) - you deserved it (3330)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (69816)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (69816)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (69816)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of santa is to a co-worker, and how every parent should tell the truth to their kids. The intercom microphone was on. I single handily told a group of 100 six year olds that santa was not real. FML

#3812177
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14172) - you deserved it (65395)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11103) - you deserved it (48937)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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