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therosalinatherosalina
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2734
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About therosalina : Sup home skillet

Here are a few things about me:
I like most rock music, and my favorite band is Three Days Grace.
I ride dirtbikes. I play volleyball too.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
I love video games, especially Skyrim, BioShock, and Borderlands.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I'm pretty friendly.
I'm happily taken.

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Visits<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:29pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:37pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:35am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:43pm<b>jaydots</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:38pm<b>calebmo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:37am<b>princessace13</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:20pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:57pm<b>myselfkk</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:31pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:42am<b>therealjc</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:33am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:26pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:27am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:57pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 8:00pm

Fucked!<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:43am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:31am<b>leahb99</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:10pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:16am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:49am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:49am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 3:19am<b>Ao_Ken</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:13pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:22pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 2:39am

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therosalina's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39682) - you deserved it (6465)

On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (2595)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (2213)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30696) - you deserved it (3029)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32450) - you deserved it (4364)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

#21405647
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18486) - you deserved it (32068)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (6254)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26453) - you deserved it (5148)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML

#21392735
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16351) - you deserved it (21609)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:20am - work - by unprofessional - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (3493)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39244) - you deserved it (3377)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (4086)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (4356)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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