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therosalinatherosalina
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2096
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About therosalina : Sup home skillet

Here are a few things about me:
I like most rock music, and my favorite band is Three Days Grace.
I ride dirtbikes. I play volleyball too.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
I love video games, especially Skyrim, BioShock, and Borderlands.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I'm pretty friendly.
I'm happily taken.

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therosalina's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (5837)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

#21393492
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (2406)

On 04/14/2015 at 11:49am - health - by TheGoodSister - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26141) - you deserved it (5085)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML

#21392735
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16250) - you deserved it (21367)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:20am - work - by unprofessional - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (3471)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (3122)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31346) - you deserved it (4076)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (294) - you deserved it (9917)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31965) - you deserved it (3074)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (443) - you deserved it (10351)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (443) - you deserved it (10351)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23760) - you deserved it (22369)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35009) - you deserved it (2403)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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