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therosalinatherosalina
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3608
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About therosalina : Sup home skillet

Here are a few things about me:
I like most rock music, and my favorite band is Chevelle.
I ride dirt bikes, swim, and play volleyball.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
My favorite TV show is The Walking Dead.
I love video games, especially Skyrim, BioShock, and Borderlands.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I'm pretty friendly.
I'm happily taken.

therosalina's page activity

Visits<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:40am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:47am<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:35am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:02pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:35pm<b>IndefiniteBeauty</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:46am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 11:19pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:20pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 8:52am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:29pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:43pm<b>jaydots</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:38pm<b>calebmo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:37am

Fucked!<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:02am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:35am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:43am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:31am<b>leahb99</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 12:10pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:16am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:49am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:49am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 3:19am<b>Ao_Ken</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:13pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 5:22pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 2:39am

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therosalina's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (852)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15247) - you deserved it (1183)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15791) - you deserved it (5463)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (1045)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18354) - you deserved it (2053)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17959) - you deserved it (2391)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24236) - you deserved it (1095)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

#21522996
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17953) - you deserved it (1662)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Sgt_Jackrum (woman) - United Kingdom (Sandwell)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17674) - you deserved it (6198)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19445) - you deserved it (2949)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24529) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (2259)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML

#21520025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22549) - you deserved it (4320)

On 01/27/2016 at 10:35am - misc - by 404: Sanity Not Found (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

#21515791
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20904) - you deserved it (3618)

On 01/16/2016 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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