About therosalina : Sup, home skillet.
Here are a few things about me:
I love rock music. Everything from Pink Floyd to System of a Down is fair game for me, but my favorite band is Tool.
I ride dirt bikes, swim, sing, and play volleyball.
Excessively poor grammar rustles my jimmies.
I call everyone "dingus." It's almost a problem at this point.
I love video games. Skyrim, the entire BioShock series, the entire Fallout series, and Borderlands 2 ruin my life the most.
Sometimes I'm funny, and I'm pretty friendly.
I handle social situations with all the grace of a foam finger being carried by a tornado.
That's about it. See you around, dingus.
About therosalina : Sup, home skillet.
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therosalina's favorite FMLs
Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML
by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and naming her Hana Grace since "the name is up for grabs now". FML
by MadWorld / 08/28/2016 at 1:49pm / Miscellaneous
by Enni / 08/27/2016 at 4:47am / Intimacy
by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays
by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by hannamacintosh / 06/28/2016 at 1:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/18/2016 at 4:56pm / United States / Love
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
by NotASquirrel / 03/12/2016 at 12:29am / United States (New York) / Work
by wellthisisbad / 02/29/2016 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by myusofwe / 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…