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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 390
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thermos159 : I love ps3, rugby, anime, and reading. And being awesome in my spare time.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (41378)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49243) - you deserved it (4024)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (53495) - you deserved it (4405)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

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