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  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About therealdavid : I\\\'m bawssauce, don\\\'t hate. I can be a grammar Nazi, but don\\\'t go hitler on me and troll about it. Your opinion is yours, mine is mine, learn to respect that. All I gotta say.

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Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (14238) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (3338)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

#6927698 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (3765) - you deserved it (45752)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States