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Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

#18036
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39459) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13090) - you deserved it (64516)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

#6869
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (2572)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14246) - you deserved it (24664)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59113) - you deserved it (2678)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (14342)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48635) - you deserved it (6633)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41277) - you deserved it (9830)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27657) - you deserved it (8869)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16884) - you deserved it (80723)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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