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by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Great... / 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by lprocter1982 / 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
by Olorin / 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by skinny dipper / 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Mini-wanker / 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…