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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

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109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
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On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States



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