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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (25 years)
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thepersephone666's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37694) - you deserved it (7133)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24023) - you deserved it (50268)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)



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