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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thepatty8474 : Yep, thats me :P ^.^
Well I don't really know what to do here soo... HI! Just leave me a message and I usually go on the app so I can't send messages on here, so I'll try to go on the web sight at least one a month!

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Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31497) - you deserved it (5354)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (2637)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you deserved it (43110)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (4920)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37136) - you deserved it (11865)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (8640)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20975) - you deserved it (48018)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13603) - you deserved it (46104)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10676) - you deserved it (124725)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

#14200955
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6432) - you deserved it (32100)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30602) - you deserved it (3491)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30149) - you deserved it (6238)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65102) - you deserved it (7998)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

#7514785
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13573) - you deserved it (39796)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

#7316250
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38823) - you deserved it (4922)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:40am - love - by BetrayedGirl (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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