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About theotherguy987 : If your reading this i ether said something funny or i pissed you off.

I love anything with a motor and that bike in the picture is mine :)

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Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
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I agree, your life sucks (19283) - you deserved it (4099)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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206 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML

#6998610
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18922) - you deserved it (1880)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53013) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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