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2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
Today.. . I Was Waitering At The Restaurant That I Work At When I Collectd A Credit Card Bill That Was Worth $120 An A Big Zero On The Tip Line . Angerd.. . I Turnd To A Co-worker An Said "I Knew This Asshole Wasn't Going To Tip Me." The Guy Was Standing Right Behind Me With $30 In His Hand . FML
Friday 27 March 2015